วันจันทร์ที่ 22 ตุลาคม พ.ศ. 2550

Corn and brown butter bread pudding


Total time: 1 hour, 20 minutes


Servings: 6 to 8


Note: Use any high-quality country white bread such as pain rustique; you will need a loaf that weighs about a pound.


3 cups whole milk1 tablespoon chopped fresh rosemary


1 teaspoon chopped fresh thyme


1 teaspoon chopped fresh sage


1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper


1/4 cup ( 1/2 stick) butter, plus additional for buttering the pan


2 ears of fresh sweet corn, kernels removed (about 1 1/2 cups)


1/2 teaspoon kosher salt


5 eggs


8 cups stale country white bread, crust on, cut or torn into about half-inch pieces


2 cups grated Gruyère cheese


1. Heat the oven to 375 degrees and butter a 9-by-13-inch baking dish. In a medium saucepan, combine the milk, rosemary, thyme, sage and black pepper. Heat over high heat until just before the milk reaches a simmer. Remove from the heat and allow to cool slightly.


2. Heat the butter in a large skillet over medium heat, whisking occasionally until melted and the solids turn golden brown, 4 to 5 minutes. Add the corn and salt and stir over low heat for about 2 more minutes. Remove from the heat and set aside.


3. In a large bowl, whisk the eggs. Whisk in the cooled milk and then stir in the bread, cheese and the corn mixture until well combined. Pour the mixture into the baking dish, pressing down on the bread to make sure it is submerged. Let the mixture sit for about 15 minutes while the bread absorbs the liquid.


4. Bake for 35 minutes, until golden brown, rotating once for even cooking. Serve immediately.


Each of 8 servings: 438 calories; 21 grams protein; 38 grams carbohydrates; 2 grams fiber; 23 grams fat; 12 grams saturated fat; 186 mg. cholesterol; 590 mg. sodium.


Trick or treat! Try this pumpkin cheesecake


Kathleen Daelemans on a delicious dessert that is full of Halloween flavor Every October, families across country pick out a pumpkin, carve a face in it, put it on the doorstep, but then end up throwing away the best part ... what's inside. Chef Kathleen Daelemans, author of “Cooking Thin With Chef Kathleen,” shares a sweet and savory recipe that will last beyond Halloween and into fall: Pumpkin cheesecake.

Pumpkin cheesecake
12 mini cheesecakes
When my King Arthur Flour catalog arrived, it fell open to the page with the baby pumpkin cheesecakes. It was love at first sight. I ordered the pan, ran out and got all the ingredients and like a little kid, waited for the mailman to show up every day for a week (I didn't choose the Express Delivery option).
Homemade baby-pumpkin-cheesecake dessert day felt like Christmas in October. Well, at least like the official kickoff of the holiday season. King Arthur Flour's cheesecake recipe is divine. The cheesecake came out very smooth and rich. It was creamy and dense, sweet but not too sweet. The spices were perfectly balanced. It was everything I wanted it to be and worth every minute of preparation.
INGREDIENTS
Crust
• 1/2 cup graham cracker or chocolate cookie crumbs
• 2 tablespoons sugar
• 2 tablespoons butter, melted
Filling
• 12 ounces cream cheese, softened
• 3/4 cup sugar
• 2 large eggs
• 2 tablespoons semisweet chocolate, melted
• 1 cup fresh or canned pumpkin puree
• 1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon
• 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg, optional
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1/8 teaspoon allspice

วันเสาร์ที่ 20 ตุลาคม พ.ศ. 2550

READER RECIPES: Try these flavorful veggie dishes or a fruit dessert

Green beans with balsamic onions, feta cheese and bacon
Diana Kostigen, of Asheville, sent in this recipe and wrote, “I created this recipe to combine all my favorite flavors. It’s the perfect side to chicken or beef and gets rave reviews despite its simplicity. It’s even good cold the next day.”

1 pound green beans, trimmed and halved
1 /2 small red onion, sliced thin
4 slices bacon
4 ounces feta cheese, crumbled
3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
Kosher salt


Place sliced red onion in a pie plate and top with balsamic vinegar and kosher salt to taste. Roast for about 20 min. at 400 degrees or until soft and starting to blacken lightly.
In the meantime, sauté the bacon slices, and microwave the green beans in a covered casserole dish with about 1-2 tablespoon of water for about 20 minutes or until soft.
Combine the green beans, the balsamic onions (minus any leftover balsamic), crumbled bacon and then gently fold in the crumbled feta cheese. Salt with kosher salt to taste. Note: all quantities can be adjusted depending on taste.





Mediterranean cucumbers
For cucumbers, try this for something
different with a nice Mediterranean flavor, writes Virginia
P. Newsom, of Hendersonville.
2 large cucumbers, peeled
2 tablespoons salt
C
ut cucumbers in half lengthwise. Scoop out the seeds (a grapefruit spoon works well for this). Sprinkle with salt. Let stand 1/2 hour. Rinse, pat dry. Slice into 1/2 inch slices.


Dressing:
6 ounces feta cheese, crumbled
1/4 cup finely chopped sweet or red onion
2 tablespoon lemon juice, fresh preferred, bottled acceptable
1 tablespoon olive oil
Black pepper to taste
2 tablespoon or more chopped fresh mint leaves


Mash feta with oil. Add other ingredients. Mix well.
Add cucumber slices to dressing. Mix well. Chill. Tastes better after several hours.





Peach pudding
Virginia S. Wick, of Asheville, sent in this recipe:
Six to eight peaches
Vanilla wafers
Whip topping (I use the light Cool Whip).


Peal and slice peaches, sweeten them to taste and let sit about 15 minutes. Layer the bottom of dish with vanilla wafers, then put peaches over the wafers, do another layer of wafers and finish with peaches, now top with whip topping. Put in refrigerator. This is best the next day when the wafers are soft.

Recipe for Cape Cod Cranberry Muffins

Try these cranberry-studded muffins for an easy breakfast or dessert during the busy holiday season. They freeze well, so bake up a batch and keep them on hand.
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CAPE COD CRANBERRY MUFFINS
Start to finish: 30 minutes

Makes 14 muffins
5 ounces (1 1/4 cups) fresh or frozen cranberries
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons unsalted butter
3 tablespoons canola oil
3/4 cup sugar
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
2/3 cup orange juice
3/4 cup coarsely chopped toasted walnuts


Position racks in the upper and lower thirds of the oven. Preheat oven to 375 F. Line 14 muffin cups with paper or foil cupcake liners.
Place the cranberries in a food processor and pulse until coarsely chopped. Set aside. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt. Set aside.
In a small saucepan, combine the butter and oil and heat until the butter melts. Stir in the sugar; it will not dissolve.
In a large bowl, use a wooden spoon to stir together the eggs and orange juice. Stir in the sugar-butter mixture, then add the dry ingredients and mix until just moistened. When the flour is almost incorporated, stir in the cranberries and walnuts.
Fill the muffin cups until almost full with batter, about 1/4 cup each. Bake for 18 to 20 minutes, one pan on each shelf. Halfway through baking, rotate the pans front to back and switch them from one shelf to the other. Bake until the muffins are golden brown and the tops are springy to the touch. Cool on a wire rack.

วันจันทร์ที่ 15 ตุลาคม พ.ศ. 2550

Heavy Cake, Cayman’s unofficial “National Dessert,” is delicious—and difficult

12 October and 515 years later, San Salvador and Grand Turk are still squabbling over claiming rights to where those lost Europeans invaders first stumbled ashore in the New World.
Meanwhile, here in Cayman we’re celebrating a happier Heritage event: the accidental discovery of Cayman Heavy Cake, our beloved unofficial National Dessert, by some unknown 19th century cook. He or she may have intended to make sweet cassava porridge and become distracted... and that happy accident proved delicious —and enduring.
Well, that’s speculation, but we should officially declare October 12 “National Heavy Cake Day” and a public holiday. If anything in our culinary heritage deserves the label “born Caymanian,” it’s this heirloom sweet that originated in the Cayman Islands and is found nowhere else— except in some Caymanian kitchens overseas.
Heavy Cake’s importance is historic as well as culinary. It dates back more than a century, a reminder of a time when Caymanian cooks had to be both creative and resourceful with whatever ingredients were on hand. Flour, white sugar, dairy products and even fresh eggs were often either unavailable or expensive luxuries until the mid 20th century.
Heavy Cake remains our favorite birthday cake and is always found on the table at parties, weddings and other important Caymanian celebrations. We would sneak a bite of some kind of Heavy Cake every day if we could—– there are about a dozen varieties. Official recognition of Heavy Cake is long overdue and the timing is critical. There are no public holidays in Cayman between July and mid-November. With the holidays rapidly approaching, we need time to start planning our yuletide Caymanian tables —and traditionally that includes Heavy Cake.

For the benefit of newcomers and readers overseas, let me pause to explain. In spite of its name, Heavy Cake is unlike what’s called “cake” in other cultures. Here in Cayman, our culinary heritage includes two kinds of “cake,” light and heavy.
Caymanian “light cake” is like the cake most people know today. It’s called “light cake” because it’s lighter in texture than Heavy Cake and newer to our cookery, obvious from the ingredients: flour, sugar, shortening and eggs and ingredients like grated coconut or carrots, or mashed ripe bananas and spices. (Chocolate is a recent ingredient here, and not traditional.) It’s baked in round rectangular or Bundt cake pans and sometimes frosted with sugary icing.
Older cooks still know how to make both kinds of cake from breadfruit, pumpkin, pawpaw and even cornmeal (that’s usually called cornbread.) But you can’t make a light cake from grated cassava— or at least I haven’t come across any recipes yet.
Heavy Cake, on the other hand is a dense, often intensely sweet thing whose consistency is so hard to describe that the very name “heavy cake’ could be an adjective. For each recipe, there are as many “secrets” and special touches as there are cooks who still know how to make Heavy Cakes, a traditional favorite that has resisted streamlining by modern conveniences like the microwave. With the exception of blenders and food processors that facilitate making coconut milk, heavy cake remains an all day labor of love in today’s world of instant everything. And Caymanian men make some of the best, including Frank Conolly, who is considered East End’s King of Heavy Cakes.
To start with, Caymanian Heavy Cake is made from coconut milk. Old time cooks insist you must use homemade coconut milk, boiled down slowly until the oil rises to the top. Other common ingredients are brown sugar, margarine, vanilla and spice. While grated cassava is the favorite “starch” or soul of Heavy Cake, we also use other grated tubers like yam, sweet potato or even cocos and Irish potatoes together; dried corn, soaked and grated; fruits like breadfruit, green pawpaw and pumpkin; or cornstarch, cornmeal, cream of what and even biscuits (Jamaican crackers.) The secret to heavy cake involves both the right proportion of ingredients and understanding of the technique, which is almost impossible to capture in words.
So is Heavy Cake’s texture. Some older Caymanians call it “Old Man on a Plate” because cassava heavy cake (still the most common kind) must be firm enough to stand up, but still should jiggle slightly when sliced, as if unsteady on its feet. If you try to eat a piece with your hands, you need to use both—one beneath the “unsteady” part that’s not in your mouth.
While some varieties are a little firmer, the consistency is always slightly sticky, but not gooey like caramel; fudge —but just barely. It holds its shape well enough to eat with your fingers, but is soft enough to melt in your mouth. For American readers, the closest thing I can compare it to is very firm Pecan Pie filling, whose only “crust” is a very thin top layer of lightly caramelized coconut oil and brown sugar.
The origin of Cayman Heavy Cake has me stumped. I’ve searched and researched for months and poured over history books, cook books and passages about the origin of puddings, pones, porridges —even pecan pie, looking for some kind of culinary clue or link leading to its origin. The venerable Oxford Companion to Food devotes almost a page to Cassava, and mentions tapioca; the West African porridge foo-foo and West Indian cassareep and even cassava beer—but nothing resembling Heavy Cake.
Thinking perhaps Heavy Cake’s roots lie in old English steamed puddings, I consulted The Cambridge World History of Food and the scholarly Food and Drink in Britain: From the Stone Age to the 19th Century. Both devote long sections to the origin and importance of steamed puddings in the British Isles, from Pease Pudding and Haggis to Plum Pudding, the ancestor of our fruitcake. It’s stretching the imagination to make a connection between any of these and Heavy Cake.
Nor is there any mention of this confection in the snooty and seriously defective Larousse Gastronomique, which considers itself the Social Register of edibles. Apparently its writers never set fork or foot in the Caribbean while researching this tome. Conch and ackee aren’t even mentioned much less our Heavy Cake.
Curiously, several Southern US cookbooks offered a clue: our Heavy Cake is similar in concept to Sweet Potato Pone, that icon of the traditional Carolina table and African American “Soul Food,” a firm baked pudding made from grated American sweet potatoes. Did this idea come over from Africa?

But in the West Indies where slavery began, its closest culinary cousins are Jamaica’s Cornmeal Pone and Cassava Pone, a favorite old time dish from the Eastern Caribbean south to Barbados and down to Guyana. Cayman Heavy Cake isn’t mentioned in any Caribbean cookbooks I’ve come across. Neither pones nor Heavy Cake merited inclusion in Culinaria: The Caribbean, A Discovery, that oversized tome written a decade ago as “the Encyclopedia of Caribbean cuisines.” In fact, the only “authentic” dessert recipe included in the tiny chapter on “Caymanian cuisine” is blatantly faux local: “Captain Morgan’s Rum Cake.”
Nor is there any mention at all of Heavy Cake or other traditional dishes in Founded Upon the Seas, Cayman’s most comprehensive history book to date. The origin of Heavy Cake remains a mystery as elusive as the ability to make one—for me, anyway. Which leads to a shameful confession: I’ve never been able to make Cayman Heavy Cake.
A few years ago, I sat for hours with Frank Connolly, one of East End’s legendary Heavy Cake makers, trying to understand the process. I wrote down his recipe and instructions as best I could. After that, I should have followed him into his kitchen and watched him make one. When trying to convert “cooking by eye” to a conventional written recipe, something gets lost in translation.
Was it because I took a lazy shortcut and used canned coconut milk?
Was my oven too hot?
Whatever the cause, my own “Heavy Cakes” came out like big flat rectangular brown sugar cassava bricks.
“Oh Thank Goodness!! I’m not the only one!” some are saying right now.
“Thank goodness I have Caymanian friends who will make me one,” I reply.
Now, about today’s celebration and the possibility of a National Heavy Cake Day— I’m afraid that’s just wishful thinking. But maybe Barefoot or Dave Martins could salute our cherished Heavy Cake and capture this slice of Caymanian culture in song. It might begin with “Not a pudding, nor a pone, dis sweet thing is Cayman’s own.” Recipe: Frank Conolly’s Cassava Heavy Cake Many in East End praise Frank’s recipe as the best – “not hard but not too chewy either, and just the right sweetness.” As Frank himself explained, this is another recipe whose primary ingredients aren’t’ even mentioned: patience, and a Caymanian cook’s intuition and ability to “cook by eye.”
“I can’t give you exact times. You have to watch and know when it’s ready at each step. It’s not easy, and it takes a lot of time and practice to learn how to make a heavy cake. You can use canned coconut milk, but homemade coconut milk is best,” Frank said.

6 pounds grated cassava (you can buy it frozen in supermarkets)
3 large dry coconuts
1 gallon water
4 pounds dark brown sugar
1 pound butter or margarine, softened
2 teaspoons salt
2 teaspoons mixed spice (nutmeg and cinnamon)
3 tablespoons cornstarch
3 tablespoons water
3 cups water

If using frozen cassava, make sure it is thawed. Pry the coconut meat from the shell, peel off the brown skin, then cut the white meat into small pieces. Put coconut in blender or food processor and process until fine. Make the coconut milk by combining the meat and 1 gallon water in batches in a blender, blending well, and then straining the mixture through a strainer into a large (8 quart) pot. Throw away the trash –feed it to the chickens if you have them.
Put the pot on to boil and keep coconut milk at a low boil, uncovered, until oil forms on the top, about an hour. Slowly stir in the sugar, and stir until dissolved, then the butter or margarine and mix until all ingredients are blended. Bring the mixture back to a boil, then reduce the heat to a slow, even boil and boil down until thick, about an hour longer. Remove 1 cup of the mixture as basting juice and set aside. Mix the cornstarch and 3 tablespoons water to make a smooth paste and stir into the cassava mixture until thoroughly blended. Add the 3 cups water and blend thoroughly, then add the salt and spice and mix well. Continue boiling the coconut mixture until very thick—this takes about an hour longer. Turn off heat and prepare baking pan.
Preheat oven to 350 and have a large baking pan, 14 x 21 inches waiting. Pour enough of the reserved juice into the bottom of the pan and heat until it turns dark brown and begins to caramelize—about 15 minutes. Do not allow to burn!
Remove pan from oven and pour the cake batter into the pan; bake for 1 hour. Open oven and pull out cake just enough to baste the top generously with some of the reserved coconut mixture. Bake another hour at 350, then baste top again. Reduce heat to 200 and bake 1 hour longer (total baking time is about 3 hours.)

Remove from oven and cool. Do not cover until completely cool and do NOT store in the refrigerator. Heavy cake must be served at room temperature. Cover lightly with wax paper or plastic wrap while cooling to keep flies away. Cover any leftover cake tightly with aluminum and it will keep for a week at room temperature. (Adapted from Miss Cleo’s Cayman Kitchen: Treasured Recipes from East End.)

Even those with allergies can enjoy this pudding

If you have any friends or family who have food allergies, chances are they are allergic to one of the "big eight" foods. While allergies can be caused by any food, it's likely that one of these eight will be the cause. Cow's milk, eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, fish, shellfish, soy and wheat cause 90 percent of reported food allergies.
Today's recipe is free of any of these foods, plus it includes no animal foods. That means no cholesterol, since cholesterol is only found in foods derived from animals. But it also means if you are having a vegan over for dinner, this is a good dessert to serve. About 1 in every 72 people in the United States follows a vegan regimen. Everything in their diet is plant based, which means lots of grains, fruits, vegetables and legumes. By the way, this recipe is also delicious, so you can feel confident serving it to everyone you know, whether they follow a special or non-mainstream diet.
As for food allergies, they seem to be on the rise. About 12 million Americans, or one of every 25 people have some type of food allergy. In children under 3 , it's one of every 17. Allergists say this is double the rate of 10 years ago.
Why more food allergies? That's a good question, and the answer is debatable.
Some physicians and specialists say that it's because we are exposed to more of these potentially allergenic foods too early, with some of the exposure coming from processed foods. Some say we are exposed too late and our bodies haven't learned that these compounds aren't invaders that need to be responded to. Other experts point to what some call the "hygiene hypothesis," which speculates that we have eradicated so many diseases and we have sanitized our environment so much that our immune systems aren't tested enough. Thus, we end up with an immune system that goes a little haywire when exposed to some of these food substances. Or the answer could be something else entirely.
A true food allergy has an immune response, which often shows up as a skin rash or respiratory problem. In severe cases, food allergies can lead to anaphylactic shock, which is fatal if not quickly treated.
Other symptoms like cramping or stomach rumblings may indicate an intolerance and not a true food allergy. While an intolerance is not as serious, it's still uncomfortable, and you will feel better avoiding the offending food.
In today's recipe, rice milk makes a good substitute for cow's milk in cooking or on cereal, but it isn't quite as nutritious. Cup for cup, the protein in rice milk is substantially less. And even rice milk fortified with calcium will have only about 60 percent or so of the calcium found in cow's milk.
Still, if you have a milk allergy, or if you are lactose intolerant, making for some uncomfortable side-effects after consuming milk, rice milk can be a reasonable alternative. In a dessert recipe like the one included today, you won't miss the cow's milk at all. Rice milk stands in just fine in this pudding, and blends well with the nutty brown rice taste and the smooth and creamy bananas.
If you don't have or can't find brown basmati rice, you can substitute regular brown rice or a long grain white rice. Of course, the brown rice will have more fiber and B vitamins, but white rice will work well in this recipe too.

Recipe:
Dairy-Free Banana Rice Pudding
1 cup brown basmati rice
2 cups water
1/2 tsp. salt
3 cups plus 1 tbsp. gluten-free vanilla rice milk, divided
1/3 cup light brown sugar
1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon, plus more for garnish
1 tbsp. cornstarch
4 ripe bananas, divided
1 tsp. vanilla extract


Combine rice, water and salt in a large saucepan or Dutch oven and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low, cover and cook until the liquid is fully absorbed, 45-50 minutes.
Stir in 3 cups rice milk, brown sugar and 1/2 tsp. cinnamon and bring to a lively simmer. Cook, stirring occasionally, for 10 minutes. Stir cornstarch and the remaining 1 tbsp. rice milk in a small bowl until smooth; add to the pudding. Continue cooking, stirring often, until the mixture is the consistency of porridge, about 10 minutes. Remove from the heat.
Mash 2 bananas in a small bowl. Stir the mashed bananas and vanilla into the pudding. Transfer to a large bowl, press plastic wrap directly onto the surface of the pudding and refrigerate until cold, at least 2 hours.
Just before serving, slice the remaining 2 bananas. Top each serving with a few slices of banana and sprinkle with cinnamon, if desired.
Makes 8 servings.
Per serving: 208 calories, 2 gm fat, 0 gm saturated fat, 0 mg cholesterol, 49 gm carbohydrates, 3 gm fiber, 3 gm protein, 182 mg sodium.

วันพฤหัสบดีที่ 11 ตุลาคม พ.ศ. 2550

Dirt Cake: How Could Something With A Name Like That Taste So Good?


The Dirt Cake is one of the most fun desserts to unveil at a dinner party. Imagine that your guests are all seated around the table, the meal has been enjoyed, and everyone is waiting for their after-dinner sweet. The host walks up to the table and the guests all look up hopefully, but the host is empty-handed. To their amazement, the host pulls the flowers out of the pot that was sitting on the table and starts dishing up the dirt from the pot into beautiful dessert dishes! Before anyone can complain, the clever host scoops a worm from the dirt and eats it right in front of everyone!
The "dirt," of course, is dirt cake, and the worm is a gummy worm. The guests marvel at the presentation and the dirt cake becomes the topic of conversation for the rest of the pleasant evening.

The origins of the dirt cake are unclear, but it is an American creation which probably became popular in the 1970s. It is usually served in a flower-pot to emphasize the "dirt" effect, and many people like to use candy rocks, gummy worms, or other novelty sweets to play on the garden theme. Artificial flowers can be stuck into the dirt, but be sure to wash them very well or wrap them in plastic wrap or aluminum foil prior to putting them in contact with food.
Serving the cake with a new, clean garden trowel completes the effect. However, dirt cake is just as tasty and interesting in any kind of bowl.
Dirt cakes make a wonderful surprise for your favorite gardening enthusiast, any young boy, or just about anyone who loves chocolate!
Ready to try it yourself? Dirt cakes are most often made with crushed chocolate sandwich cookies, instant pudding, and whipped topping. One variation of the recipe adds cream cheese for a richer consistency and flavor.


INGREDIENTS

1 new 8" flower pot or kids sand & shovel set1 1/2-2 lb. Oreo cookies1 (8 oz.) cream cheese1 c. powdered sugar1/2 stick softened butter3 1/2 c. milk2 sm. pkg. instant vanilla pudding12 oz. Cool Whip

DIRECTIONS
Cream together cream cheese, powdered sugar and soften butter. Mix 3 1/2 cups milk and instant pudding for 2 minutes and add 12 ounce Cool Whip. Add liquid mixture to creamed mixture. Put 1 1/2 inch cookie crumbs on bottom of pot or sand pail (can line it with aluminum foil) layer mixture and crumbs. End with 1 inch crumbs (and put top crumbs on just before serving). Refrigerate 2 hours. Decorate with gummi worms and fake flowers. Scoop out with plastic shovel.

The Homemade Ice Cream


"Are you sure you don't want me to pick up a cake at the ice cream store?" I ask my twenty-five-year-old son on the phone. He whines like a three year old. "You try to talk me out of it every year, Mom. I want you to make me an ice cream cake for my birthday. I want a mint chocolate chip ice cream cake. I've told all the guys in the band how great it is. C'mon Mom!"
He's told all his friends. I thought he was over having birthday parties with his friends when he was ten, but apparently not.



In this day and age, it just seems wrong to make a homemade ice cream cake. There are beautifully decorated cakes in the freezer section of the grocery store, not to mention in the local ice cream parlor. I realize that making his ice cream birthday cake is more about reliving his childhood (I've made him ice cream cakes since he was two years old), and I recall baking and freezing a volcano ice cream cake that his friends talked about for years. He was so proud of that cake. (Not of his mom; of the cake.)
"How many friends are coming, Jake?" I ask him, knowing full well that he is going to tell me something like I don't know, Mom. Can you make enough for twenty?
It was easy to make a cake for twenty little freckled faced boys with twenty pairs of dirt-riddled sneakers in the house when he was a kid. It was no problem dealing with the twenty little hands that hide twenty little boogers under the coffee table top instead of using a Kleenex. Twenty little gift bags full of plastic spiders and Jolly Ranchers. And twenty gifts that made Jake so excited that he had to run to the bathroom every fifteen minutes. Ahhh, those were the days.
A cake for twenty nowadays means two cakes in the freezer. This entails my husband taking out all the Lean Cuisines, frozen oat bread, pork chops, and something grey and hairy, and trying to stuff them into the extra fridge in the out building. (You know the extra fridge... It's called the Extra Fridge because it costs an extra thirty bucks a month on the electric bill so he can store two six-packs of grocery store brand diet soda, an empty bottle of mustard, and two half-bottles of ketchup).
We take everything out of the freezer to fit the humungous birthday cakes for Jake. His birthday party is in the evening, so this requires appetizers as well. I pick up ten pounds of Buffalo wings for the band, and another five for the regular folk. My husband goes to Costco and purveys massive amounts of chips and soda. He also comes home with a five CD audio set of John Denver. "It's for Jake." I see through his bald faced lie. "Jake doesn't like John Denver." He smiles and takes the shrink wrap off the CD's. "He doesn't? Well I guess I'll have to listen to them, then. I just hate waste." (Guess he forgot about the Extra Fridge.)
So the cake is ready, the appetizers are in place, the soda is chilling, and there are piles and piles of chips and salsa on the table. The family begins to arrive and mill around while John Denver plays in the background.
Then we hear the tell-tale backfire. We look out the window and watch as the primer-gray serial killer van pulls up. With a little banging and coaxing, the van's side door opens and out tumbles Jake. (The driver door hasn't worked since the Great Wal*Mart Parking Lot Incident of '06.) Then the real show as the van begins to mime the capacity of a clown car; band member after band member emerges with some kind of instrument in hand. The van just doesn't look big enough to hold them all. Yes, Jake is right. There are twenty of them, and they are all heading toward the door. (Except the one who stops by my maple tree and begins to "water" it. He must be the drummer.)
Twenty pairs of dirty Converse sneakers, twenty spiked up, multi-colored hair-dos (or hair-don'ts... depending on how you look at it, I guess...), and twenty outlandish outfits that I think their sisters should be wearing. I have to blink because at that moment I see Jake and his friends as ten-year-olds again. It just happens that these ten year olds eat gobs more and are a lot louder.
"Hey Mrs. M," shouts Jake's lifelong friend, Sam. "Did you make one of your awesome ice cream cakes?" "No, Sam, I made two." "Right on," he casually replies as he beelines past me for the ranch dip and the Fritos.
By night's end, the house has transformed into a waste site filled with dip-smeared paper plates, empty chip bags, and enough aluminum soda cans to build a Toyota. There are also smashed chips in the carpet, and droopy Mohawks on these future captains of industry. I also find it amusing to see the boys listening to John Denver with Jake's Dad. Jake actually looks interested in what my husband is saying. I think they actually like John Denver.
The band isn't so bad; they sing and play a punk-reggae-fusion version of Happy Birthday for Jake. And as the party wound down, Jake came over to me and gave me a big hug. "Thanks Mom for making my cake. And thanks for letting the band come, too. You're a great Mom."
It was all worth it until next year.



Ice Cream Cake Recipe
2 boxes of cake mix (any flavor)
2 to 3 containers of Cool Whip
1 gallon of ice cream in a rectangle box (any flavor)
2 to 3 cans of frosting (any flavor)



Make the cakes as directed on the box, use two 9 x 12 pans to bake the cakes. Let the cakes cool. Put one of the cakes on a covered with foil cookie sheet. Open up the ice cream box completely so that you have a brick of ice cream and slice the brick into 6 even slices. On the top of the first cake, lay each ice cream slice on top of the cake, side by side so that it covers the whole top of the cake and pinch each slice into the next so you have a solid layer of ice cream. Next, take a half of a can of frosting and spread it over the ice cream evenly. Try to do the frosting quickly because the ice cream will begin to melt. Next, use one of your Cool Whips and spread half the container on top of the frosting and spread evenly. Now take your second cake, and lay it over the top of the ice cream/frosting/Cool Whip layer. Cover in saran wrap and stick it in the freezer for an hour. After freezing for an hour take the cake out and completely frost the whole cake. After frosting the cake, put a whole nice thick layer of Cool Whip over the frosting as if the Cool Whip is the frosting. Then put back in the freezer for eight hours. When you serve, pull cake out of freezer about 15 minutes before slicing.
This cake will serve 12-24 people depending on how you slice the pieces, or how big the band is!